Horsefeathers Magazine

Self-Improvement for Dimwits, Numbnuts and Basic Bitches

Welcome to Horsefeathers Magazine – the only online self-help magazine you'll never need.

If you ever wonder why people don't like you, why you're never invited to parties, and why your mom always used air-quotes when she told you that you're "special", you have come to the right place. Here at Horsefeathers Magazine we don't shy away from the truth: Being human is inherently a complete shitshow and the only way to feel somewhat accepted is to be like everyone else. Being unique is not interesting; it's just weird. We offer you the answer and the way out: Become normal and all your worries will fade away – your life will suddenly make sense, you will have friends who actually put a real effort into pretending to care about the same sports you pretend to care about, and eventually even your mom will learn to love you.

These paragraphs primarily serve the purpose of trying to fool Google into believing that Horsefeathers Magazine is an actual self-improvement magazine with real advice on how to be normal, how to become popular and how to succeed in life – don't get us wrong: it absolutely is a real online self-help magazine (we think), but these paragraphs don't actually contain any useful advice on how to better yourself or how to become the best version of yourself. So feel free to go read some actual articles instead of reading this. There are only a limited number of ways you can weave the phrase "how to be normal" into a paragraph before it becomes utterly irksome. Actually there are no ways to do that. So just skip this. Is the reverse psychology working yet? Are you still reading this?

Horsefeathers Magazine offers a long list of articles on the subjects of how to be normal and fit in with society, how to be popular and how to make friends, how to find true love and how to become more attractive, how to do well at school and how to get ahead in your career – and much more. Whether these articles will help you improve yourself and become the best version of you, we can't guarantee.
We do actually make a real effort to teach you how to become something better than what you are, though. We have made it our mission to teach everyone how to be normal, how to find friends and how to become the very best version of themselves.